I would like to tell you about the budget Brad Pitt lookalike we ran into the other day (oo… he thought he was HAWT), or about the very obnoxious woman…
Being a natural-born coward, I've been turning this little issue that has had me bothered for a couple of days in my head. You see, I don't like confrontation –it's…
I find it a little happy, sad, and anticlimactic that it's finally autumn. In the thickest of the summer heat there is always that carrot dangled in front of us …
Oh hey! If you want to go to the circus for cheaper, go to Zen Sarcasm Reviews to get a 20% discount! Whee! _______ Not much to say lately. Bit…
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least…
I have to come clean with you guys: this political rigmarole is really getting on my nerves. If I have to hear one more thing about how so-and-so is a…
A helicopter just went by the cloudy DC airspace, and I didn't fear it. I didn't wonder what nefarious mission it might be accomplishing. I didn't wonder about the emptiness…
Of all the egregious mistakes made in the written English language, one of the dopiest and more puzzling could be the one where people "forget" to type in a space…
Herr Meow has been in the bathroom for a while. Sometimes he simply forgets that after cleaning up, he should dismount the toilet, pull up his pants and join society…
"By the way, when you close out the cash register tonight, you're gonna be $1.42 over. JUST SO YOU KNOW." Dramatic pause. Everyone stops "Because that's what you owe me.…
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