Now Pooping

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Herr Meow has been in the bathroom for a while.  Sometimes he simply forgets that after cleaning up, he should dismount the toilet, pull up his pants and join society again; therefore this minor absence is nothing new.

However, there is suddenly a dramatic pause in his rhythmic kicking of feet and singing.  And he says, with an ominous voice in the lowest register he can muster,

"In a WORLD…"

_________

Yeah.  No kidding.

(WHOO!  *fans the air*)

You are already in the Weltanshauung of a two-year old, Don LaFontaine.  You will be missed and may you rest in peace.

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