Sometimes you just want to you just want to tell people to eff off or go eff themselves. But really, this is not possible.
And sometimes it’s easy to be rude and kind of tell people an underhanded "eff off", but you know that the rudeness will go unnoticed and will only be enjoyed by you and you alone. This kinda kills the whole "being rude" experience.
So yes, that’s just a thought. The actual experience that inspired this post will be relayed later, in bits and pieces, to protect the guilty and the chicken.