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Oh, CANADA! (Oh, poop!)

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Maria Helena Carey

Happy July, everyone!  Happy Lady Di’s birthday!

HAPPY CANADA DAY, YOU CRAZY LOVELY FUNNY FREAKY PEOPLE TO THE NORTH!!!! <3<3<3

*WAVES A RED & WHITE FLAGGY*

And happy "Emergency Poop Cleaning Because The Child Is Starting To Realize That It’s Not Fun When Poop Clings To Your Buttcheeks And So Removes His Diaper As Soon As He’s Soiled Himself" Day to us in the MeowHold!!!!!!  Herr Meow hasn’t quite fully warmed up to the potty, preferring going *next* to it instead; but he’s slowly tearing off his diapers during crucial times.  And I do mean… crucial.

On the one hand, HOORAY!

On the other hand, does anyone think that duct tape is inappropriate as a diaper seal?  Even if I carry scissors with me everywhere I go?

Alrighty.  It’s all for now.  Toodles!

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3 responses to “Oh, CANADA! (Oh, poop!)”

  1. Kara Avatar
    Kara

    Nothing wrong with duct tape on diapers, but electrical tape is even better; it’s easier for someone with fingernails to peel off rather than cut. We just put panties over Noodle Girl’s diaper, and that gives us extra seconds to put her on the potty while she tries to pull them down. Good times! 😉

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  2. bohemiangirl Avatar
    bohemiangirl

    I understand Herr Meow. I don’t like it when poop clings to my buttcheeks either 🙂 Thanks for thinking about us up here in the north on Canada Day.

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  3. Glacia Avatar
    Glacia

    Us Crazy Lovely Funny Freaky people thank you for your wishes!
    lol…that made me laugh so much.

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