Roger Federer! Yes, I’m talking to you, man!
I wish I were inside your head, but this is the next best thing.
You’ve come back. You’re clinging on. It’s 5-5 right now.
YOU CAN DO IT! END NADAL’S REIGN OF CLAY TERROR DAMMIT! WIN! WIN! WIN!
DO NOT MAKE THAT KIND OF STUPID MISTAKE AGAIN! YOU’RE THE MAN!