Roger Federer! Yes, I’m talking to you, man!

I wish I were inside your head, but this is the next best thing.

You’ve come back. You’re clinging on. It’s 5-5 right now.

YOU CAN DO IT! END NADAL’S REIGN OF CLAY TERROR DAMMIT! WIN! WIN! WIN!

DO NOT MAKE THAT KIND OF STUPID MISTAKE AGAIN! YOU’RE THE MAN!

COME BACK!!!!

AAAARGH!