What to do when it’s hot outside, hot inside, and every time you stand up you feel like you’re stuck in a bad imitation of a Hitchcock movie? You fill your blog with random entries and hope passers-by find it amusing.
Incidentally, ever since the Language Maven was spoofed on The Onion with the whole “I will order two Whoppers Junior” thing, I find myself really thinking hard about which word is the one that is correctly pluralized (you know… as in “passers-by”….. not “passer-bys,” gross!). A nerd’s thoughts. But, onward!
Items one comes courtesy of my favorite ninja:
Item two, courtesy of Blogthings:
| Your Expression Number is 9 |
| An idealist and humanitarian, you strive to make the world a better place. You do your best when you follow your feelings and sense of compassion. Deep down, you dream of being loved by many. You are capable of much human understanding and have a lot to give to others. Although you are a giving person, you can become selfish if you are ignored. |
Item three, from the treasure trove that is Defamer. And because I feel you need to know:
Lindsay Lohan denying her Tara-Reid-esqueness, among other things. And don’t ask her why
See? Didn’t that just totally make your day? I thought so.
And item four, courtesy of some anime-obsessed girl over at Quizilla, because NO GIRL ON EARTH can resist being called a “gorgeous goddess” even if she’s got a pizza-face, weighs 400 lbs, or has a self-esteem used to mop prison bathrooms. Or is bloated and gassy and pregnant, of course.
The Goddess of Ice and Hope. You are a creative
wonder. Always calm and collected, you hold the
awe of many people and you are exceptionally
logical. You are an inspirational beauty.
Which gorgeous goddess are you? For girls! (breath taking pics!)
brought to you by Quizilla
Mademoiselle Gracie says “purr,” which in Cat means “over and out!”
A Daily Dose of Zen Sarcasm! 