Nobody warned me about the craziness that mornings with preschoolers entail.

Nobody told me to watch out for the monsters and the dinosaurs lurking overhead and underfoot.

And nobody mentioned the rapacious beasts that consume massive amounts of Lucky Charms in the morning.

I didn't know mornings could be this much fun.

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By the by, this is my April Greeblepix contest entry. Whee!