Hi Internets! Go read my not-so-oldie-but-still-totally-applicable post "And I'm Curling Up With a Good, Non-Partisan Book"— because tonight is the final debate and so blerg.
I made the mistake of listening to about 10 seconds, and here is all I have to say:
Obama: Taxing small business owners is not a very good idea, since these people may appear like they are making more money but yet are providing jobs and taking really hard financial hits in tough times.
McCain: Baby, get yourself some dentures that fit– those esses were driving me insane, and I only saw you speak for less than five minutes. Also, the weird blinking: necessary?
Score-keeper Martin: You're a point whore.
Also, StatBoy is cute. Look into that.