Dude, okay.  Jon Stewart was FUNNY just now. 

I’m still chuckling over the "Atonement" joke and I’m not even Jewish, you know?

And lemme tell you, after having some major gastrointestinal disturbances  –which shall heretofore be called "The Viral Gastroenteritis That Ate Tokyo", only that, you know, I’ve been here and not in Tokyo, and my skin didn’t turn green and I didn’t really become a giant lizard, nor has poor Herr Meow the dear little baby, and I haven’t eaten anything either except for maybe some rice and some Gatorade, and if I start going into any bodily fluids PLEASE stop me– it’s hard to sustain a laugh for very long.

Aw.  The acceptance montage.  So sappylicious.

But seriously, this is just to say that I am enjoying the Oscars and I hope you are, too. 

And really, when there is so much pop culture attacking your eyeballs, you must submit to the power. 

Submit. To. The. Power.

Ooh!  CUE MUSIC!  RUTHLESSNESS AT WORK!!!!

And Katherine Heigl sucks.  There.  I said it.  What’s the matter, doll?  Getting 50 words out in a live setting too much for ya?  Rarg.

I loves me some Amy Adams, though. ❤