Hey everyone! It’s been a couple of days, I know. But I am backish, sort of, and with a few things to share.
1. First off, please go to Zen Sarcasm Reviews and read what I have to say about a book called "Crawling". It’s the kind of book you might want to give a first-time dad– he can read it while he stays up on night duty *wink wink*. Please go? Pretty please? Thank you!
2. Second, I must inflict earworm upon you all:
http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/181357/christmas_song_snl.swf
Christmas Song SNL – The best video clips are here
3. Third, I must share something that has been on my mind for a few days. I will share disembodied bits so as to protect the guilty, but here is the gist: No, no, and no. It seems that it might be a little trickier than that to unload. Anyway, who cares about some crusty ol’ goss, right?
No, seriously– what would you do? I need opinions people, because I’m running out of ideas, myself.
4. Tomorrow is December 18th. Do you know what that means?
It means that the year is going to end two weeks from tomorrow. Have you had a year worth remembering? Have you done all you’ve wanted to do?
See you tomorrow: I know I haven’t blogged enough this December, so I shall get my quota in over the next few days.
A Daily Dose of Zen Sarcasm! 
I was thinking earlier today that it had been awhile since your last post…I’m just glad you’re back.
1. I quickly learned that taking my baby niece for walks in the park was a good thing for me, as a guy, to do. Why? Because the little booger was a girl magnet, that’s why. I’d end up talking to more chicks in the park than I ever did at the bar. Got me a few dates, too. Men who know what they’re doing with a baby are prime real estate, guys.
2. Ouch.
3. When in doubt, don’t blog.
4. Oh, yes, I’m all prepared. It’s just a bit too soon for that post.