I stand for Stephen Colbert.

I stand for him because he is, in one word, STEPHEN COLBERT: the man who’s managed to make fun of everyone with such subtlety and conviction that he could end up our President.

He can do it all, from op-ed columnist to published author to keynote speaker, not to mention being the GOD of late-night punditry.

Above all, I think that whether you love him or hate him you have to admit that he is a modern-day patriot– here to remind us that at the end of the day, America needs to laugh at itself if it is to rise from the ashes of this current mess. 

(Wait… does the flaming phoenix reference mean America is gay like Dumbledore?)

He is filled with hubris and charisma and above all, with such a large ego that you can’t help but think, "That Ego would look pretty stunning posing by a portrait of himself posing by a portrait of himself in the Oval Office."

(Oral Office?)

Stephen Tyrone Colbert for President, people.  In Facebook?  Join the group!

Pee Ess:  Happy Rainy Friday!  Wheeee!