It’s a slow day, but the Meowhold is intensely excited about this: The Solar Decathlon!  Geeks bringing their extremely efficient houses out to pasture — so to speak, but not really– to the National Mall is for my husband like waving cotton candy in front of normal people.

(I mean that in a nice way.)

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So J. Lo. and Halle Berry and Salma Hayek are all in several states of pregnancy.

I don’t know what to say, honestly. 

Other than, of course, um….. I guess most people get clobbered by the biological clock sometime?  And isn’t it nice to have ahem… help, when that happens?

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Oh, Britney Spears.
You’ve become even more unbelievable than "The Young and The Restless"– and about as lengthy.  Yesterday I was browsing through the channels and watched a little bit of Anna Nicole Smith’s story — you know, about how she didn’t even make it past 10th grade and was a young mama and stripped and seduced a super old guy and became a Playmate and all that stuff– and I just had to shake my head.  Because as cheesy and unbelievable and weird  and speaks-badly-of-America ANS’s rise to fame was, she at least was a good mother whose meltdowns were charming enough to make her one of the first true reality tv stars.

You’re just pathetic at this point.  Holy crap.

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But not as pathetic as Pamela Anderson.
Rick Salomon?  Seriously?
The guy who poked Paris AND SOLD IT??

Ah…. has-beens.  What would we ever do without you?