A Daily Dose of Zen Sarcasm!

Taking Me Out To The Ball Game!!!!

Today is the day where we surely know: it is spring.

The beer is flowing.

The peanuts are littering.

The hot dogs smell amazing.

The birds sing and the cherry blossoms open and turn their little heads to the sky.

And somewhere in America, millions of hopeful fans hope that their team doesn’t let them down.

And somewhere near the Anacostia river, the heart of a city beats fast, and hopes the Marlins suck a lot of ass.

And somewhere in my mind, all I have room for thinking about is this: Hot. Dog. Hot. Dog.  Good seats.  Hot. Dog.

HAPPY OPENING DAY, BASEBALL FANS!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NATS!!!!

This entry was published on April 2, 2007 at 10:49 am and is filed under Sports. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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