Monsieur Meow is sick enough to stay home. A rarity, this, but fair enough: the poor dear sounds like a leaky faucet and actually groans unprompted on occasion (he also will not be asked to read this blog entry).
It seems our illness is a particularly vicious strain, however. This is from earlier today:
Madame M: (still groggy from sleep) Guess what song I have stuck in my head?
Monsieur M: Mmwhat?
Madame M: That stupid Paris Hilton song. I refuse to sing it. Make it stop though.
And just now, confirmation:
Monsieur M: (humming sheepishly to himself) Oh God, I have a stupid song stuck in my head too.
Madame M: What is it?
Monsieur M: It’s this one song, I forget what it’s called… (sings chorus)
Madame M: Is that "I Adore Mi Amor"????? You have Color Me Badd stuck in your head???
Monsieur M: Uh…. I guess so. Ugh. It sucks.
Madame M: I’m looking it up on iTunes.
Monsieur M: DO NOT BUY IT. Just, you know, look it up.
So guess what I now have stuck in my head.