Whatever religion (or not) you celebrate, the reach of Christmas is bound to touch your life at least once.

If it happens and you like it, I would like to wish you a very merry Christmas.

If it happens and it makes you feel like that one time you saw the hobo down by the park who was exposing himself to everyone, then please disregard this blog entry.

But you gotta admit: Santa being all pro-presents lobbyist and swigging a martini while shaking Uncle Sam’s hand? That’s how I like to think about MY holiday icons. All they need is Jesus joining them, while enjoying a delicious glass of port.

Or maybe we they can enjoy a tropically festive Genuine Singapore Sling just like mother used to make at the Raffles Hotel! (If you decide to do that, just allow about two months of your life to collect all the ingredients– once you do, it’s quite worth it. That’s all I’m saying.)

Because Christmas is all about the spirit(s) and so CHEERS to you and yours!!!!!!

25 Dec This entry was published on December 25, 2006 at 8:25 am and is filed under Onerous Onomastics. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.