We’ve been going through this muddled, intense period as a family for a little bit, so I guess it’s natural that I completely forgot that we’ve been living here in…
Watching reruns of “Flavor of Love”– suddenly, Flavor Flav sings to us that this one girl “got the applesauce.” Both the Monsieur and I threw up in our own mouths…
This is a bad admission on my part, and its timing could be no viler. I’m a Monday person. ____ You know, maybe I should re-qualify that statement in a…
Sometimes I just gotta share in the milestone watch, peeps. This song should be sung to “Log,” the infamous song from the “Ren and Stimpy” era: Who goes down stairs,…
When I was about to enter the perils of teenagehood, my grandmother insisted I read a book called “Go Ask Alice”. She pestered me until I read it; and when…
I chase after a 9-and-a-half month old every day. We walk to the park and to the store and we go up endless flights of stairs, over and over again,…
Yesterday I mentioned something about the skinny model ban. I’m going back for seconds!! ______ First and foremost, September is the month when designers all around the world release their…
It’s the weirdest sensation, to feel like there are all these words and stories and quippy things to write floating inside your brain like an alphabet soup –but only more…
While helping out a friend looking for something on the inty-net, I bumped into this really cool quizzy over at Short and Sweet Like Me. I’m not sure about my…
Two nights ago I had the weirdest dream in a long time: I was standing in front of a mirror, although to be perfectly honest I didn’t look completely like…
