A Daily Dose of Zen Sarcasm!

The Similarities to an Actual Log End There

Sometimes I just gotta share in the milestone watch, peeps. This song should be sung to “Log,” the infamous song from the “Ren and Stimpy” era:

Who goes down stairs,
Squeals over his pears,
Drools more than your neighbor’s dog?
Loves toes for a snack
Will mess up your back
The Meow! Meow! Meow!

Herr Meo-ow! Meo-ow!
He’s cute!
He’s heavy!
He drools!

Herr Meo-ow! Meo-ow!
He’s better than bad: HE’S POOPED!

Everyone loves the Meow!
You’re gonna hear his “YOW!”
Everyone needs a Meow! Meow! Meow!

Yup. He can go down stairs (foot, foot, butt, squeal). He can also climb down from certain pieces of furniture– which sure beats trying to tackle getting off the bed à la sugar glider.

And now he can even wave byebye! Byebye is especially a hit when food is no longer desired (“Byebye peas! Byebye cracker!!”).

If I have said it once, I’ve said it a million times: I’m in a world of trouble.

This entry was published on September 22, 2006 at 6:56 pm and is filed under Herr Meow!. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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