Sometimes I just gotta share in the milestone watch, peeps. This song should be sung to “Log,” the infamous song from the “Ren and Stimpy” era:
Who goes down stairs,
Squeals over his pears,
Drools more than your neighbor’s dog?
Loves toes for a snack
Will mess up your back
The Meow! Meow! Meow!
Herr Meo-ow! Meo-ow!
He’s cute!
He’s heavy!
He drools!
Herr Meo-ow! Meo-ow!
He’s better than bad: HE’S POOPED!
Everyone loves the Meow!
You’re gonna hear his “YOW!”
Everyone needs a Meow! Meow! Meow!
Yup. He can go down stairs (foot, foot, butt, squeal). He can also climb down from certain pieces of furniture– which sure beats trying to tackle getting off the bed à la sugar glider.
And now he can even wave byebye! Byebye is especially a hit when food is no longer desired (“Byebye peas! Byebye cracker!!”).
If I have said it once, I’ve said it a million times: I’m in a world of trouble.