A Daily Dose of Zen Sarcasm!


The referee hates us.

I hope he never gets hired again… he hates us. And he’s not being fair.

This is too nerve-wracking.

I can’t watch, yet I am transfixed.

Minute 83, 1-1.

We’re playing with 9 guys.

The referee hates us.

That Italian was such an ass, flagrantly elbowing our guy! The nerve.

That goal should have counted.

Minute 84. We’re outplaying them, dammit.

We need to win. We need to win.

You don’t screw around with us and get away with it. *allows moment of self-mocking*

Minute 85. Is it just me or are the Italians getting WAY too many off-sides?

Still minute 85. I am seriously shaking. I can’t seem to find the right keys. We need to score.

Five minutes plus stoppage time. Okay, four just now.

Can we do it??? CAN WE DO IT?!?!?!??!?!?!?

86th minute….. 86 86 86 86 86.

*holds breath*

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