A Daily Dose of Zen Sarcasm!

Things That Make Me Happy

A brief list:

1. MY SPOIL-A-BLOGGER DOES LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!! *dances*

Thank you so much! You made my afternoon! I’m WUBBED!

*looks adoringly at her loot*

2. Hee-hee. Okay, I am a little sad that I didn’t crack the 90th percentile but this will have to do:

I am nerdier than 87% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

3. Holy Cruz!

I have decided to start something I shall maybe call the Silly Santoral (list of Saints). Or perhaps the Heretic’s Church Calendar. Or Onerous Onomastics. At any rate, today is the day of the Holy Cross and of course that makes me laugh because it reminds me of Santa Cruz (ooooh… so THAT’s what it means!), and how most of California –land of heathens and pagans that it is– is blissfully living in a veritable trove of saints and religious pageantry. Ah, the irony.

4. Jon Stewart.

He’s funny.

5. Picking fights about Kevin Federline’s merits as a father:

No, seriously. Can you believe there are people out there who think he might make a good father?

No, seriously.

Stop laughing, jeez! It’s not THAT funny.

This entry was published on September 15, 2005 at 2:18 am and is filed under Onerous Onomastics. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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