I am pretty sure one of the pregnancy side effects is NOT insanity.
But right now, I can hear the “Lullaby” melody wafting through the air, and it’s freaking me out a little.
More than a little, actually, I am wondering if my neighbor is trying to drive me insane. Normally he just blares out NPR or a strange assortment of records, always humming in a loud volume and drowning out my other neighbor’s predictable pattern of “Little House on the Prairie” followed by “Dallas” in the morning.
Right now it feels like a baby’s mobile is serenading me.
It’s taken a while to write this, and yet I can STILL HEAR IT.
Seriously, this is freaking me out.