A Daily Dose of Zen Sarcasm!


I am pretty sure one of the pregnancy side effects is NOT insanity.

But right now, I can hear the “Lullaby” melody wafting through the air, and it’s freaking me out a little.

More than a little, actually, I am wondering if my neighbor is trying to drive me insane. Normally he just blares out NPR or a strange assortment of records, always humming in a loud volume and drowning out my other neighbor’s predictable pattern of “Little House on the Prairie” followed by “Dallas” in the morning.

Right now it feels like a baby’s mobile is serenading me.
It’s taken a while to write this, and yet I can STILL HEAR IT.

Seriously, this is freaking me out.


This entry was published on September 6, 2005 at 8:41 pm and is filed under The X-pectant Files. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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