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I Am A Brute (But I’d Like to Think I Have Manners)

Well okay.  Yes, I guess I could have probably done without the King Kong analogy, but I agree.

There, I said it.   I am a brute.  A rude brute.  A  brooding, holier-than-thou brute.  But a brute with manners and not as much hair, dammit!  And even King Kong had his cuddly side.

You are 42% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more
intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by
your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that
you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather
selfish. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit
arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct.
This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotional brute. King Kong best
represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional,
introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all),
brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong
would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share
many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. So your
personality defect is simply that you resemble King Kong to a very high
degree. Which probably isn’t a good thing, you big brute!


To put it less negatively:

1.  You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2.  You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3.  You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4.  You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Your exact opposite is the Hand-Raiser.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Class Clown, the Schoolyard Bully and the Bitch-Slap.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid:  Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist:  Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap:  Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute:  Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot:  Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual:  Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner:  Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath:  Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser:  Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart:  Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig:  Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass:  Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 25% on Rationality
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You scored higher than 33% on Extroversion
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You scored higher than 68% on Brutality
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You scored higher than 82% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid
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