So it seems Britney Spears is joining this year’s Primipara Group after all. After weakly trying to deny rumors and tabloid gossip, she’s finally done did it and the news is having a field day. Britney announced her happy news on her website and everyone is reporting it from here to Tomboctou.
I wonder if Kevin got her a card that says, “Thanks a lot for killing our sex life, Meal-Ticket! Can I have a PSP?”

Oh wait…. he probably already has ten. Never mind! I guess the fine Cubans he’ll be passing out upon the birth will have to do.