Mothers come in all shapes and sizes. And they also come in all levels of judgment. Some come from faraway lands –like perhaps Mississippi– and they find your child wandering…
Et voilĂ , my eyes, originally uploaded by Madame Meow. There is one very sticky thing that happens in large cities where agglomerations of people who have waited to have children…
It’s been a while since a Momzilla chronicle has graced this space. I sincerely hope the events that follow do not disappoint the legion that is the Fans of Momzilla…
She doesn’t know she’s been named my Arch-Nemesis in my head. For that matter, she doesn’t really know me nor I her. But I know, and she knows, and she…
Sometimes you have to marvel at the beautiful animal that is a momzilla: they are a never-ending source of surprises. They are indefatigable in their overmothering. I see a few…
The other day I was trying to describe a particular type of Momzilla which I encountered while riding the train at Busch Gardens. This is not a particular type which…
I’m starting to realize the seductive power of letting your identity take a backseat to your child or children: namely, you get some MAD ATTENTION when you’re with kids. Let…
Kiddie park dynamics are one of those topics where people are usually thusly categorized: 1. The childless masses (or "child-free" if they so prefer), don’t really give a rat’s ass. …
Herr Meow is very fond of the slides at the park. As a matter of fact I am shocked to see how at such a young age, he is fearless…
Here are a few tips for Momzillas in the making; I have learned much from those I’ve known, and I figured that for those who would like to become them,…