A Daily Dose of Zen Sarcasm!

But I’m Definitely Zen

Holy shnikeys.

Do you hear that crumbling sound, kind of like the sound of the Wilson bridge shaking up the entire DC metro area the other night? That’s my world, collapsing all around me.

Thanks to a quizzy I found at Life With Heathens, Blogthings has just told me about me, and I don’t know how to deal:

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you’re not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can’t help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it’s more likely they think you’re hilarious.
How Sarcastic Are You?

Then again, it also told me that the fall fashion I should definitely try this season is,

This Fall, You Should Wear Bold Prints

You’re fashion forward and unique enough to wear bold prints without looking too trendy.
Pair your bold print with simple makeup and a pair of dark jeans.
What Fall Fashion Trend Should You Try?

Frankly, I think bold prints are far more at home in someone’s 70s closet than on my body. Then again, I’m sure after feeding Herr Meow I can always say I am wearing bold prints.

“Yes, you like it? The dress is *supposed* to have raised specks in white.”
“Um. You do realize that’s baby vomit, right?”
“I figured it looked close enough to a Pucci print to pass.”
“Pucci prints only look, but don’t smell, like gastric juices.”

This entry was published on August 30, 2006 at 4:52 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

One thought on “But I’m Definitely Zen

  1. HaHa you’re sarcastic too! 😉 Not the raging bitch that I obviously am by that test but I can blame it on the steroids right? lol
    Personally I think Pucci prints look like baby vomit too.

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