Between the ASSHOLIEST game in the history of soccer– that would be the bloodbath that turned out to be the Portugal-Netherlands game– and the wee-Todd-did game that was the Switzerland-Ukraine game, this is turning out to be one interesting World Cup.

Incidentally, I was starting to hope that the Switzerland-Ukraine game would get some sort of Biblical-proportions rain and just flood them out, carrying both national teams into oblivion. Because. We. DO. NOT. FUCKING. CARE. ABOUT-YOU-PEOPLE!

Nope. Not scoring in over 120 minutes makes you totally lame.

And Switzerland….. dude.

Your guys missed ALL their penalty kicks. All of them. All.

That’s so depressing, it’s a good thing that you people have tons of chocolate and cheese. Go eat to cheer yourselves up.

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It should have rained over there like it’s been raining around here.

H O L Y S H I T

This is not rain– this is like God’s freaky light-show/revenge/evil humidity circus extravaganza.

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Yup. This is short. More later. I’m still just kinda happy I get to have my inty-net back.

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