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isn't.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-15T00:49:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/07/27/the-grateful-moment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/carey_2012corcshow004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carey_2012corcshow004</image:title><image:caption>"Gratitude is the heart's memory." --French Proverb</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-27T19:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/05/31/that-happy-glow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/beckyinabubble.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BeckyInABubble</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-02T09:14:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/05/17/tales-from-the-other-side-of-the-mirror/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2vmycs4.gif</image:loc><image:title>2vmycs4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/amipretty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AmIPretty</image:title><image:caption>A little self-indulgence goes a long way.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-31T20:46:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/04/28/and-stick-that-proboscis-in-some-bourbon-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/secondinstar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SecondInstar</image:title><image:caption>Once upon a time, there was a caterpillar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-29T13:20:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/04/16/hell-hath-no-fury/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/goodnightmoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goodnightmoon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-20T02:53:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/04/04/derivative-jejune-post-postmodern-a-rare-find/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_2368.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CapJupVen</image:title><image:caption>Because sometimes it feels good to say, "fuck it."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-08T02:10:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/03/23/daring-to-begin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1513.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Waiting to Begin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-09T12:24:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/02/28/fun-with-my-subconscious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2064.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2064</image:title><image:caption>Contrails of Knowledge</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-04T14:14:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/02/11/identity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mascarabrush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MascaraBrush</image:title><image:caption>Makeup=identity.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-12T17:40:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/02/05/moony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_7606.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lamp, Moon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T03:58:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/01/27/keeping-it-in-the-gutter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/quesadilla.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quesadilla</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-28T03:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/01/21/the-upward-climb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/6730681879_660f320a70_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6730681879_660f320a70_o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-24T18:37:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://madamemeow.com/2012/01/17/the-intangible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://madamemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rainbrella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbrella</image:title><image:caption>She was probably thinking, "Now I totally know how Brad and Angie feel." 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